Don't panic, this website is under construction!

Before you say it... Yes... I just need to find ways to use cringe-worthy Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references.

Not that I even particularly like those references, it's just that last year, a decision was made. The 3AM-doped-up-on-caffeine kind of decision that was humourous enough of a domain name that it needed to be acquired. At the time for unknown reasons, but now visibly put to great use...

A statement clearly warranted due to the fact that whales fall from the homepage and the terrible not-a-petunia that sits as the site logo (Leftover from an unsuccessful marriage between my stubborn nature, graphic design prowess, and refusal to google what a petunia actually looked like.)

In the meantime, I welcome you to watch and wait for this pot of HTML, JavaLame and CSS to come to a boil. No guarantees as to when, but if ever, my disclaimer will stand: Consumption is at your own risk!

In all seriousness, I hope for this to be a safe space to showcase past projects, research and uninteresting ideas. Safe because I am too cheap to go for anything other than static webpages with no comment section. But hey! No one's complaining!

But enough rambling... Who am I?


Nathan, 22 Masters student at the University of the Witwatersrand. Rock climber. No tamagotchi's. Definitely something wrong with me.